Personalized Ceremonies with Heart and Meaning

As an ordained minister, Grandma Patches believes every milestone in life deserves to be honored in a way that reflects your unique story, beliefs, and wishes. With warmth, respect, and professionalism, Grandma Patches provides personalized officiating services for a wide range of occasions, including the following.

Wedding Ceremonies

Whether you're planning a religious celebration, a civil union, or something entirely your own, Grandma Patches will work closely with you to create a meaningful ceremony that feels true to who you are as a couple.

Wedding services include:

  • In-person consultation to get to know you and your vision

  • Attendance at the rehearsal

  • Custom-written vows (optional)

  • Completion of necessary legal paperwork

  • Delivery of signed documents to the courthouse (you’ll need to secure your own marriage license)

Celebrate the arrival of a new life with a baptism or dedication ceremony that suits your family's values whether traditional, spiritual, or secular. Grandma Patches will craft a service that is heartfelt and inclusive for everyone in attendance.

Baptisms & Baby Dedications

Funerals & Celebrations of Life

During times of loss, Grandma Patches offers a calm and compassionate presence. She will work with families to honor their loved one through a ceremony that reflects their personality, faith, and legacy whether that's a traditional funeral or a more modern celebration of life.

Other Ceremonial Services

Grandma Patches is also available for:

  • Renewal of vows

  • Commitment ceremonies

  • House blessings

  • Memorial dedications

  • Other custom spiritual or secular events

If you have a meaningful moment you'd like to mark, Grandma Patches is here to help guide the process.

Fees & Donations

Grandma Patches performs ministerial services on a donation basis, with a suggested donation of $200 to help support her organization and the work she does in the community.